此文作者是为人间传奇:其冷笑话一出往往产生级联效应,冷死好多花花草草.我说大夏天的窗外为何骤然冷风习习.顿悟!

其冷之致,可谓纸上弹冰!

让我们继续在这股寒潮中力克免疫!

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阅读也是冷笑话

以前看中文书觉得困，后来知道有英文书以后觉得中文书真好看

以前看英文书觉得困，后来知道有法文书以后觉得英文书真好看

以前看法文书觉得困，后来知道有外科书以后觉得法文书真好看

以前看外科书觉得困，后来看到内科书觉得外科书真好看

以前看内科书觉得困，后来看到统计学觉得内科书真好看

以前看统计学觉得困，后来看到免疫学觉得统计学真好看

以前看免疫学觉得困，后来看到师兄的论文觉得免疫学真好看

现在看师兄的论文觉得困，以后看到自己的论文觉得师兄的论文真好看

以后看到自己的论文觉得困，再以后看到自己的简历觉得自己的论文真好看

以后看到自己的简历觉得困，最后看到自己的生活觉得自己的简历真好看

阅读也是一种冷笑话，啊！。。。。。。

 

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Automobili Lamborghini  has announced The Lamborghini Blancpain Super Trofeo – the world’s fastest one-make series. The series will debut in May 2009, and feature Lamborghini’s Super Trofeo: a lightweight version of the Gallardo LP 560-4  super sports car launched earlier this year. The Super Trofeo will come with a reworked chassis, significantly reduced weight of only 1300 kg, and power output of 419 kW (570 hp) from its V10, ‘Iniezione Diretta Stratificata’ engine. Lamborghini has a clear objective to ensure the Super Trofeo is the fastest one-make series in the world.

The race car will feature Lamborghini’s permanent four-wheel drive, making the Super Trofeo the only one-make, all-wheel drive motorsport series. Lamborghini will build cars for a 30-strong grid, available to individual professional and ‘gentleman’ drivers, as well as Lamborghini dealer teams. One factory car, reserved for celebrity ‘guest drivers’, will be included in the line-up at each round.

''We’re delighted to announce The Lamborghini Blancpain Super Trofeo,'' said Automobili Lamborghini President and CEO Stephan Winkelmann. ''Both on-track and off, our championship will reflect the Lamborghini brand, with extreme, high performance racing and stylish and luxurious trackside facilities. This gives our Lamborghini clients, as well as professional and gentleman racing drivers looking for a new challenge, the opportunity to experience Lamborghini in the ultimate driving environment.''

The first competition of the 2009 provisional calendar will run on 3 May at Silverstone Circuit in the UK, followed by Adria in Italy on 17 May; Nuremburg’s Norisring in Germany on 5 July; Spa in Belgium on 2 August; Barcelona’s Circuit de Catalunya in Spain on 20 September; and culminating on 4 October in Monza, Italy. At Monza in ‘the world’s fastest one-make series’.

With the Swiss watchmaker as title sponsor, The Lamborghini Blancpain Super Trofeo will run over European race weekends alongside other prestigious series such as the FIA GT Championship, DTM and FIA WTCC (World Touring Car Championship). Either one or two drivers can register for each three-day race weekend, comprising of free practice and qualifying sessions, and three 40-minute races during Saturday and Sunday. The results of the three races are added together: no success ballast is added to winning cars, and the cars cannot be modified during the season.

The Super Trofeo car and parts package is offered at 200,000 euro plus tax and entry fee, via Lamborghini dealerships, with support and parts trackside. The prestigious ‘Lamborghini Village’ will provide a luxurious paddock package in true Lamborghini style, for drivers, sponsors and guests.

The Super Trofeo race car is based on the Gallardo LP 560-4, powered by the new 5.2 litre V10 direct injection ‘Iniezione Diretta Stratificata’, engine, generating an increased output of 419 kW (570 hp). Its power flows through the e.gear six-speed robotized gear box to the permanent all-wheel drive with viscous traction.

The Super Trofeo is a top-class race car in every detail. Its chassis, featuring double wishbone suspension all round, has been reworked specifically for the purpose. The slick tyres are supplied by Pirelli and a specialist racing brake system provides brutal stopping power. The race car weighs in at only 1,300 kg dry, despite its additional safety cage. Additional body components such as the large, fixed rear wing are made from carbon-fibre composite. The cockpit includes ultra-light racing seat, racing steering wheel and specialized instruments.

Story by Automobili Lamborghini S.P.A.

原来爬到床的另一头就能晒太阳!这样补钙的感觉很安全.

五个星期过去了还没有恢复行走的本能.其实偷换了概念,是本来的能力,我本能走!城市里居住的人,正失去在城市里行走的天性,失去了许多一见钟情的机会.和所有人一样,我们共同失去的原来是一段浪漫.现在我有个极不浪漫的想法,没有约定,就不存在机缘和巧合.因为我固执地把约定看成是最浪漫的动作.

这辈子看的第一页卡耐基哲学叫作"不要受到牵制",之后果然没受牵制却大受刺激,产生了诸多思维和行为紊乱,以至于到现在都不爱接家里的电话,"不受它的牵制",A当作我外出打杂,B当作我在马桶上唱卫生纸与我,C当作我去倒了满袋子核桃壳,D当作我不慎服用隔夜肉丸子呕吐不止.但是现在,比冬天里的一只毒蚊子更突然地,我想起一件被遗漏的事,原来有过那么多我一个人在家的时间.从上一次回家到现在,家里没有一秒钟只有我一个人.

阳光直射着我,就必须用掉更多的电,因为屏幕快看不见了.原来按着BRIGHTNESS UP不放如此的见效快!

今天开电骡子看到了这个系列的第三张,欢喜得不成样子,更欢喜它不要钱,还是红色的封面!上星期做的测试跟我说,你真正的颜色是红色.我想,我最近石榴是吃多了.

在淘宝以狂妄的姿态谈上两笔交易,关上电脑望夕阳.结果夕阳没落山就两个电话,一个山西人一个山东人,一个左耳一个右耳,都对我说:没货了阿给你退阿!!为了听懂这句话的精髓花了爷我三格电.

但是心情无耻地好!

photograph by ELLE

lyrics by KORN

EVOLUTION

i'm digging with my fingertips,
i'm gripping at the ground i stand upon.
i'm searching for fragile bones.
(evolution)

i'm never gonna be refined;
keep trying but i won't assimilate.
sure, we have come far in time...
(watch the bough break)

and i'm sorry i don't believe,
by the evidence that i see,
that there's any hope left for me...
it's evolution!
just evolution!

and i, i do not dare deny
the basic beast inside;
it's right here,
it's controlling my mind!
and why do i deserve to die?
i'm dominated by
this animal that's locked up inside!

close up to get a real good view,
i'm betting that the species will survive.
hold tight, i'm getting inside you...
(evolution)

and when we're gonna find these bones,
they're gonna want to keep them in a jar.
the number one virus,
caused by procreation.

and the planet may go astray;
in a million years they'll say:
"those mother fuckers were all deranged!"
it's evolution!
just evolution!

and i, i do not dare deny
the basic beast inside;
it's right here,
it's controlling my mind!
and why do i deserve to die?
i'm dominated by
this animal that's locked up inside!

take a look around... (take a look around...)
nothing much has changed!
take a look around... (take a look around...)
nothing much has changed!
take a look around!
take a look around!
take a look around!
nothing much has changed!
take a look around!
take a look around!
nothing much has changed!
take a look around!
take a look around!
nothing much has changed!
take a look around!

i, i do not dare deny
the basic beast inside;
it's right here,
it's controlling my mind!
and why do i deserve to die?
i'm dominated by
this animal that's locked up inside

why? (why.) (why) (why)
why do i deserve to die? (do i deserve to die)
(why? why? why?)

Evolution,Korn,2007

I learned my lessons
I turned myself around
I've got a guardian angel tattooed on my shoulder
She's been watching over me